Mispronunciation Choir

Mispronunciation Choir speaks exactly what you see — with ID fix

Input Welcome Home Make a sphere. Spin it as quickly as possible until you can hear it hum. Wait for the center to collapse. Watch dimples form at the poles. When you see the hourglass, pluck it from the image, remove the bottom from each side, and dump out the sand.

Use Preview to generate Output. Play always speaks the Output textarea verbatim (line-by-line).

Corruption Level

160

Line Pause (ms)

Aphasia Mode

r/l, th→d, s→sh, gentle drops, vowel drift (with safety net).

Strict queue (no overlap). No hidden variants. What you see is what you hear.

Output (spoken verbatim)